Headlines from the year 2029!

One of my coworkers e-mailed this to me yesterday I thought I would share.

HEADLINES:

*Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California

*White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

*Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.

*Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

*Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

*France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .

*Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported >legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

*George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

*Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

*85-year, $75.8 billion study : Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

*Average weight! of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

*Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

*Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

*Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

*IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.!

*Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.